...under the sun

I've just had a first. I was walking along, and I open my mouth to greet a man that is passing me, but before I can say a thing, he says, "Hey, t-shirt."
There was no one else around.
How very delightful.

Beverly Cleary would be so proud....

Oh. My. Goodness. I just found the coolest thing ever.
Go talk to Ramona, now. Her application is in the top right corner (hint....under "Ramona"). This is my conversation with her. So super sweet.

regina has vertigo. we cannot hear her.

So, I figured out the perfect solution for never posting anymore: wait until you've got more to do than you thought possible, and AFTER killing a few hours doing everything else under the internet sun, decide to waste some more time by finally posting again.
today, the business school i attend was renamed after a generous donor, who kept tearing up and blowing kisses at the crowd during his 5 (5! no less...) standing o's. i attended the funtion, got a t-shirt and a sticker, and got trampled on the way out by business-people in suits. i cannot WAIT for the future to arrive. samford is now trying to reach a $100 million mark to put the school of business at #25 on the list of top business schools in the nation.
in other news, i have been trying to come up with creative methods to secretly do away with my accounting professor and dispose of his remains. i'm not morbid or gruesome. just irritated. suggestions are welcome, always.
i'm trying to think of amusing anecdotes to waste more time, but all i can come up with is this: on my way to babysitting one day, i viewed a mother taking what appeared to be xmas card pictures of her teenage daughter and two younger children. the teenage daughter was wearing thigh-high white pleather boots, a short red skirt, tight white tee, and a santa hat. ummm....question mark? maybe the mother had lost her sight in a terrible yak collision years before, before the daughter started dressing like a prostitute.

oh! i have a website (thanks to class) now....

I will never be your fool!

Can I just say how stupendously excited I am to be going to see HER on the 14th of November ??
Well, too bad, cause i just did (:

ein mas, bitte!

Right now, I am sitting and drinking my coffee with honey in it, and I am desperately longing to be back in Heidelberg with Jonny, sitting and eating our German breakfast in the hostel, completely unaware that we are about to embark on a strenuous, yet enjoyable, day's journey.

oh, the joys of childhood

today, we learned about motor unit implication through daffy duck

inching up

i seem to have lost my motivation, or at least misplaced it for a good long while. meanwhile, my procrastination is stepping up; it's been trying to take m.'s place for a while, but i've managed to keep it in it's place, letting it come out to play just every so often. i'm not really sure how to fix this problem. m and p were never really good friends. this could get ugly, eh?
also, my car has decided to join the circle of misery. let me just try to paint this picture for you, shall i? i never know how fast i'm going, how much gas i have, what time it is, if the engine will just shut off while i'm out and about (say that last phrase with a canadian accent...it'll amuse you for at least a good three and a half seconds)....and oh yeah- the engine won't start unless the door is open. at least the trunk has stopped opening and closing itself. i tell you, my friends are way too high maintenance. perhaps i should find some new ones.
cheers.